i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
I wish I could see myself from a different point of view.